I love seeing new places and going on vacation, it’s the travel part that I loathe.
Here are a collection of thoughts I jotted down on my recent trip to Vegas, I’m sure some of you have been through the same horror. This was the infamous snowstorm of December ’09 that left thousands of travelers stranded. JFK resembled a refugee camp, and the common facilities greatly suffered.
- With the snow storms backlogging the airports, there’s literally hundreds of people living in JFK. If you want to use the rest room, bring bleach!
- I can’t believe I spent $10 for a wendy’s hamburger at JFK, welcome to new york! I should be used to this by now.
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Next person to cough on me gets it!!!!
Remind me to feign advanced lung disease so I can bring my own oxygen on board. The miscreants sitting in front and behind me sound like they have tuberculosis and they’re not covering their mouths as they cough.
- Today we’re playing “how big is your bladder?”, the only bathrooms worse than the ones at JFK are the ones on the plane. I hope I can hold out until we land in Vegas.
- I have a million dollar idea, suspension for your bladder! It would come in handy for times like these, when you really need to go and the turbulence is bad.
- “Ladies and gentlemen, in 15 minutes we will begin our…” (please say ‘descent into Vegas’, please say ‘descent into Vegas’…)…”Second complimentary beverage service”… (SIKE.)
- Feeling down? Watch A&E on hoarders during the flight. If that doesn’t make you feel better about your life (and forget about how much you have to pee, well… Then you’re probably a hoarder.
- No, Stewardess. I don’t want anything to drink. Have you seen what that bathroom looks like?
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